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“And how about Jim?”“Oh, he didn’t care. He was in no rush to get dressed. He was amused.”“And basking in the satisfaction,” Mike said, “of just giving you his sperm.”“Yeah, he had a cocky grin and was looking at me like, I just fucked
Spoiler alert! It ends with everyone jerking off while drinking beer. Just like my Saturday nights – hiyooh!Rocco Steele’s Urban Legend was written and directed by Rocco Steele, so the scant credits tell me. No idea who the actual videographers
naughtynicegirl69: I have two necklaces so I thought I would use them both in this picture…a black and white St. Patty’s picture for you…lol…my hubby just looked at it and was like…it is ok…he doesn’t care for black and white photos…lol…I
I have no clue why i held of posting this afjnasfI saw antman and adored it and after shennigans with some friends i did a pokemon crossover cause yes i am trash ; ) Maylene totally is wasp btw. also im never doing that outfit again fight me
lupinelolita: 1-800kanye: u know whats wild. everyone on here like 20 and when i first joined everyone was like 14 15. u ask anybody n they been here for years. nobody new on here. staff locked the doors n were all Stuck Inside Tag your current age
Wakes up at 3:00am and immediately gets up and goes down stairs to eat a slice of cold pizza in the dark
Soooo I wanted to share an omo story but I’m like wayyyyyyyy too shy to put it on my blog so I thought I’d submit it to you🙈So the picture don’t really do it justice heh >.< I woke up late for work that morning and was like, “Oh Crap!”
chubphlosion: biscuitsarenice: She Came PreparedThe Daily Politics presenter was chatting to Charlotte and Henrietta about banning unhealthy food in schools. She came for him I was just like “yes this is amazing you go girls” then i saw it was
burgrs: in 9th grade i was getting picked on in class and this girl was like “fuck you guys leave him alone” and called me over to her seat and I was like “thx lol” and she was like “I have something special to show you don’t tell the teacher”
So…today.. i feel like i’ve done an entire week in one day or something. Went to work early this morning, and was obviously at work, then leeds where i saw family, including grandparent who insists on telling me the same warning stories
I like having a queue now, because my blog has so many different topics going on it that I don’t even know what the hell is going to come up.
Today I drew the nape of a figure’s back and accidentally made it look like the drawings on the chalk board during that flashback to the 104th in class. My cooperating teacher proceeded to point at it, explaining how executioners had to hit that
striders: last night my mom was like “you know what? you should go to law school, you’d be a great lawyer” and all i can picture is lawyer-me making fart noises with my mouth every time the opposing lawyer tries to talk
Things David Tennant Does That (Most Likely) Get Him Laid, Part Three
lindsaylohoean:i hate finding a cut or bruise on my body and im like wtf? shouldn’t i of felt that? was I there when it happened?
muckkles: working with children is a wild fucking experience yall. this morning at work one of our second graders got my attention and was like “you know what word my mom told me not to say? PUSSY.” and i was like “then why did you just say it??”
manywinged:manywinged:manywinged:had a dream last night that someone posted an image and was like “hey guys is this creepy or wet” but it was like a ‘what color is the dress’ situation where no one could agree if it was wet or
welp, looks like I’m watching Fringe, fringe, sean3116 hell yeah we did it fringies
Earlier today my little sister burst into my room and was like “ARTIE! There were BEARS! There were BEARS on the NEWS! A WHOLE FAMILY OF BEARS was right in the middle of the street!”. She ran into my room just to tell me there were bears on
camplazlo: one time in fourth grade i stole this kid’s gameboy and a couple months later we were chillin at my house and he was looking at my stuff and found the gameboy and he was like “wow i used to have one of these” and i asked he wanted
ofmiceandbren: hboscar: Worth reading… monstersinmybathtub: sararye: I started reading and was like “what the actual fuck” before reaching the end bless you Holy crap. god bless ur sol omg
agentdalecooper: the bag my necklaces came in was tiny and my dad just looks at me and says “this is what they sell cocaine in on the streets” and his eyes lit up and he put some baking powder into the bag and put it on the counter and i was like
targayen: IN MIDDLE SCHOOL THERE WAS THIS GUY AND ONE DAY HE WORE SWEATPANTS AND ONE OF THE DEANS SAW THE PHONE IN HIS POCKET AND WAS LIKE “YOU CANT HAVE PHONE DURING SCHOOL YOU HAVE TO GIVE IT TO ME FOR THE REST OF THE CLASS PERIOD” BUT IT WASNT
3-2-1queer: When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls but I was like “that’s a problem for another day” and literally forgot about it and then in like eleventh grade I was like “oh my god”
ommanyte: When you’ve been on bright, lovely mobile all day and haven’t succumbed to the darkness of the new tumblr blue
i had this dream where nintendo had an event and they were giving out random event pokemon. like, you’d just go onto mystery gift and after you receive a wonder card and talk to the lady, you just get some event pokemon like meloetta or mew.
so i decided to watch noragami first out of all the other anime i was planning to watch; i’m not even five minutes in and i already love it because omg hiroshi kamiya.
aobabe: i like how offended noiz gets over nicknames people give him. “what? i’m not a beansprout." "i’m not a lunatic." "i’m not a maniac." like a true nineteen year old.
this was the most unaware bastion i’ve ever played with omg there was a widowmaker behind but i couldn’t type bc i was getting shot at but like how could they have not heard that there was no one else around
brandyalexanders-moved-deactiva: “As we turn the corner, the local bakery is getting its powdered sugar delivered, funneled into the cellar by the barrelful as if it were cement, and we can see nothing but the shadows of the deliverymen in the
destieldrabblesdaily: my mom kept complaining that our cat was getting too fat and it was my fault because I’m spoiling her a few months later I won this particular argument thanks mate for helping me out, you’re a good bean
positivityandpaperstars:official-2014:In class our teacher held up a black book and was like “this book is red” and we were all like “no” and he said “yes it is” and we were just all like “that’s not right” and he turned it around and
assandheels: Saw this during the final episode last night and was like “Ass & heels!”
fuck-yourstandards: In high school ya gotta learn that if you’re late you might as well be hella late and go have some breakfast or some shit
today at work some guy came up to me and was like ‘someone told me you are twenty but do they really mean ten?’ but then they followed that up with 'do you have any black in you? well do you want to?’
at the aquarium there was this thing where you could feel what it was like to be shocked by an electric eel and darfin hold the thing for like a minute but I didnt even last five seconds
just had the best taxi driver, got in and he started yelling “good afternoon on a good day on a good friday before a good weekend, listen to all those good good goods” then saw this statue of a man made out of a barbecue and was like “see that
so I love being a dick to my brother and my mom bought this creepy man’s head for Halloween so I put it in his bed and set it up so it looked like a person. he said goodnight and went upstairs and all I heard was “god damn it!” then
darfins so cute, I had no ride home so he picked me up and was like ‘you must be hungry where you do want to go?’ and we went to mcdonalds but he was like ‘drive thru is too long, lets eat inside’ and we sat there for like 1.5 hours talking
OH MY GOD and I just kind of started getting into photography and darf saw one of my pictures I took while at a conservation area and he freaked out and was like ‘this is really good, no really this is really a great picture and if you put it online
a while ago a voice actor for a childrens tv show was talking with me and bought me a few things and was interested in being my low effort sugar daddy. I wasnt interested bc I’m not seriously into sugar babying and this guy was so paranoid about
makethissound replied to your post: my brother is finally starting to put together my… I thought you said towels and was like, “Why do they need towels to put a tv stand together?” excuse YOU what tv stand DOESN’T NEED TOWELS GET OUT
arbors: helena bonham carter always looks like she just woke up at like 4 p.m and was like “yeah i guess i’ll go sure”
Like a Drunken Athena
mrstevenlp replied to your post: so to celebrate the giga-almost-unpaus… im no homestuck but ive seen someone cosplay this character and was like nawplaybunny did it better whicih makes no sense cuz i dont even know the source material?? guess
i have 3 anons who are amethyst birthstones and their opinions on it range from hated it before to love it now and hate it and still hate it, im sorry friends //pet pet
jen-iii: I hope their story was like Romeo and Juliet….without ya’know, the death and stupidity…
@rhin-iii why the fuck do I actually lowkey like Russian metal????
I honestly thought they were gonna bait me with the Steven/Garnet fusion I have been waiting for literal YEARS to see ever since we found out Steven could fuse and when White STEPPED on them I was like ‘NNOOOO GOD DAMN IT REBECCA WHYYY’ because I
So Brutaak got a sick ass face tattoo last session because she found Ink from an underwater yuan ti temple and was like ‘dope’ but she was told that the ink was made for cold blooded creatures and would probably have a different ‘reaction’ to
i feel like this is very relevant right now
i had a dream so dumB last night i just got up and was like “no”
bentheechidna replied to your post: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH aAAHHHHHHHHH… Was she about to be married? in a way, sure ahahah but then shizuma was like NO and took her little nagisa away because she loVE hER,,,,,,,
softieclair: when i first saw the term ‘dashcon’ i was like “well about fucking time momo gets her own con” and then i was really disappointed omG
so monomoms at the supermarket with baby graceweiss is moving the cart with grace in the little seat. grace grabs some candy and shows weiss. weiss sighs and is like “no honey, those aren’t good for you” and puts it back. blake comes up to the
xekstrin replied to your post:third and final time to romance snek gf today, I’m…I’m hypekrissy im hype that ur hype
i remember early last year when i was like “eh” about severawhat happened………………….what h a ppe n e d
i had a dream weiss was telling everyone “hey so, like, my last name? it’s pronounced “Schnee” but its, like, actually spelled ‘Shnaa’.” everyone was like wow omg !! except blake who was like “uh, that sounds fake but ok”
an excuse to draw neptune and weiss all dressed up~ -and being gay for the faunus baes(song used)
i have reached that point once again where i want to draw 23434534 of the ships i like but i only have so much stamina and talent to complete them and/or make them look decent
